He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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