We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I'm gonna have a badass scar
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
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