Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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