the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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