remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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