"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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