she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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