Whod you bang
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He shit in the fireplace
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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