He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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