I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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