When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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