All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
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