there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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