New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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