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you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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