I have demons in me.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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