is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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