I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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