the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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