GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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