can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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