i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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