this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
All I want is dick and wine.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Randomize
