I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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