addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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