4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
the day after is always just damage control
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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