Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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