dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh god it's open bar.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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