It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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