Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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