I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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