Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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