dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
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I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
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