can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
