Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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