Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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