So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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