Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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