Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I accidentally had phone sex last night
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
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