I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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