just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
my being single is dangerous.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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