Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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