Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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