tell your sister to shave her snatch
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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