I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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