Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Randomize
