Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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