I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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