You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
