Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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