Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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