you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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