Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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