This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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