Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
My ass is underappreciated
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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