Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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