It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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