I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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