I cockslap morals
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
